So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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