if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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