what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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