sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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