He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize