I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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