Can i not drive my cunt home
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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