I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
These tits shall not be calmed
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