now i know why i became what i already was.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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