id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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