Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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