I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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