i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize