The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
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