dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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