I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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