i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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