dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize