Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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