why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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