I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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