Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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