is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
