one might say we're banned from that church
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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