I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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