no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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