your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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