4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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