her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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