I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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