They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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