ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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