She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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