HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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