i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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