i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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