HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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