Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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