with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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