it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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