So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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