He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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