Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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