Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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