handjob tips. give me some.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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