it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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