toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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