My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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