I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize
