fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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