and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
That was before I lit my hair on fire
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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