Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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