Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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