And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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