Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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