Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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